Willis in 'Nam

'Me lub you lang time 5 dollar Mr. Willis'

Don't fancy yours much mate! Looks like 'it' might have something to make your eyes water!!

Never mind, eh! Have fun in the 'Nam. Also behave - I don't want to be donning my 'Rambo' or 'Braddock: Missing In Action 3' suits to come and bail you out for anything (Gary Glitter springs to mind). I love the old t'internet - jipping globally available at your fingertips.'